The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
