Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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