I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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