I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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