oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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