ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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