I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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