This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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