wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you win again, gameday.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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