Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
no you cant smoke seaweed
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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