I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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