We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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