yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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