I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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