Porn is love you can see.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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