He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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