Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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