just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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