So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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