It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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