nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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