Dual....:-)
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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