ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
So much rum. So many feels.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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