I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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