JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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