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Fuck
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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