I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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