No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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