I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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