but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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