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We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance

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(708): View more from Illinois

High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.

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(224): View more from Illinois

You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.

(630): View more from Illinois

Thats like the definition of a good friend

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(435): View more from Utah

i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.

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(303): View more from Colorado

just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.

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