Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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