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• (248): View more from Michigan

  is swine flu sexually transmttd?

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  Ha no, why?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.

  (360): View more from Washington

  im coming over.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts

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• (408): View more from California

  I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?

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  29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?

  (727): View more from Florida

  Only if you say it like that.

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?

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