his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles