I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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