he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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