So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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