I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my being single is dangerous.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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