There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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