is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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