we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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Houston, we have a blender
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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