another moral hangover. fuck.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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