Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
