thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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