It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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