smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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