Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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