she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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