We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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