shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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