: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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