you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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