I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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