I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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