im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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