NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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