I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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