4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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